How the mighty have fallen

So after no less than two years of convincing myself that I would never make a blog, here I am. It would feel like a journal if I wasn't justified by every major news media outlet calling this the "information medium of the future." At least I can blame them if I start complaining about my life in anything but an artistic fashion.
Between forcing myself to keep AIM off an not going on thefacebook.com, I get very little done, as the aforementioned activities are very time-consuming. Perhaps a few claims that Kate Chopin's "Awakening" is a masterpiece of homoerotic overtones. To tell you the truth, though, outside of being able to utter those words to anyone in any conversation for a quick cheap laugh with minimal effort I got nothing if not a sudden dislike for the author from reading that book.
A few useful facts:
-Gummy bears last a lot longer if you keep them in the fridge for an hour or two
-If you think that two cartons of lemonade will be quite enough, buy four
-You can never scrounge twenty bucks for a subscription, but five bucks a month seems like chump change tospend on a great magazine
-Keep the sticky side down and the shiny side up
-If you didn't get that last one, go out and buy a copy of Motorcyclist or Sport Rider
And with that, until next time.